Many already know better than to pester someone who has not had their morning coffee yet. This is because there is an almost supernatural change in a person before and after they have taken their coffee, ranging from being insufferably irritable to being downright frightful. This makes the I'm A Nightmare Dress a very ideal gift to people who have a tendency to become monsters just before their first cup of coffee for the day. Similar to the transformation of Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde, but only in reverse, this change in personality is something that most people have learned to accept in people who exhibit it, mostly because it is fast becoming a common behavior with people who know the power of coffee.
This dress is all about comfort. Made of 100% cotton, it is luxuriously soft and comforting. The print and color will stay on regardless of frequent washing and wearing, and thanks to an innovative process bonding the colors to the fabric itself, the print will never fade, flake, crack, or peel. Unlike other cheaper fabrics and materials, you can rest easy knowing that this dress will never shrink, no matter how often it is washed. This dress is sure to become a favorite because not only is it invitingly comfortable, it is also quite durable, allowing it to be worn and washed over and over again with no worries of fraying, tearing, or wrinkling.
The solution to dealing with this kind of person is quite simple: provide coffee or get out of their way. One does not really need to aggravate a simple situation, since the warning is already written on the dress.
Made out of 100% cotton & feels super soft & comfortable -GUARANTEED!
Style will never flake, peel or crack
Extremely Soft to the touch
Printed on sustainable fabrics
DELIVERY & RETURNS
Expected Delivery:Production time is 3-5 business days. Estimated delivery time:Shipping Times
Return Eligibility:Please send back in original packaging, undamaged. Contact our support staffHEREand they will assist you accordingly.
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